Stephen Humphries

The Blog Rat is part of my split personality of student journalist Stephen Humphries.

Reading these rants can bring comedy to lifes little niggles.

These rants are mostly one sided and make rediculous generlisations of people and life.

The majority of posts are revolved around Stephen's part-time supermarket job, where he works as a cashier on a cigerette kiosk.

Be prepared for some ill punctuation and the occasional spelling error.

Enjoy

@Steph3n_H

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Friday, 4 November 2011

Read The F**king Screen

A lady came into work yesterday, made a purchase, asked for cash back and entered her card into the machine.

The machine then tells you to accept your desired amount of cashback and then you go on to enter your pin.

The lady says "what do I do?" I replied, "If you'd like to confirm the amount of cashback, by pressing enter, you can then enter your pin." She then staired at the machine for FIVE SECONDS and then says, "So what do I do?"

WHAT IS SO FUCKING HARD?! I wanted to say.

But, of course I didn't, I just abruptly replied, "Just press enter."
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