I'm only human

This lady cames along to the kiosk the other day. '20 Superkings' she demands.

She was asking for 20 Superkings Black, I have absolutely no idea why but when a person asks for 20 Superkings, I will automatically go for 20 Sterling Superkings, whether they are looking at those when they ask, or maybe because they are good sellers, I have no idea.

I picked up 20 Sterlings Superkings, the lady then says 'No, I said Superkings!' (Again with no manners.)

Me: "Oh, sorry about that" I said as I picked up the correct ones

She then slapped her hand on the deck and relieved a big SIGH, which was more like a "CU" sound.

I'm thinking, HOW DARE SHE?! To which I looked at her and replied "I'm only human."

Woman: "What?"

I calmly looked at her and replied "I'm only human, I'm sorry I got it wrong"

Woman: "Well, if you weren't looking over there day dreaming and whatever else, you would have known what cigerettes I had asked for!"

"Six pound and 3 pence then please" I said.

Woman: "Yes, you're in love, You must be"

"Is that right?" I replied very confused, as I stood waiting to receive her money.

"Well you must be, if you're not paying attention!"

She didn't quite like it when I said "Actually, I've been in love for a long time now, I got up at half 6 this monring to go to university. And now I'm here......serving you.....and I'm tired........so I'm sorry if I got it wrong, OK?"

*Gives her the change*

Woman: "Well I think you need to go to bed"

"Yep, I know, but I can't, I'm here"

NOW F*CK OFF!!!!   I thought....