Stephen Humphries

The Blog Rat is part of my split personality of student journalist Stephen Humphries.

Reading these rants can bring comedy to lifes little niggles.

These rants are mostly one sided and make rediculous generlisations of people and life.

The majority of posts are revolved around Stephen's part-time supermarket job, where he works as a cashier on a cigerette kiosk.

Be prepared for some ill punctuation and the occasional spelling error.

Enjoy

@Steph3n_H

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Tuesday, 8 November 2011

Keyboard Warriors...

...p*ss me off big time.

Sitting at home, thinking of what Facebook status to update with next, about how some 'little b*tch' has pissed them off, and "On the 12th February, (you know, 3 months away, when it's all forgotten!) I'm guna meet up with the tart and have it out with her, how dare she say this, that and the next thing." Which this woman has probably found out from some other sh*t stirring witch but too immature to simply ask the girl any different.

How about no! You're a 40 odd year old woman, referring to a 17 year old girl.

The funniest thing of all is, this woman never shouts the odds in public, only from behind her keyboard, in between her couch potato activities and getting high on todays intake of day time TV.

Get a life!

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