Stephen Humphries

The Blog Rat is part of my split personality of student journalist Stephen Humphries.

Reading these rants can bring comedy to lifes little niggles.

These rants are mostly one sided and make rediculous generlisations of people and life.

The majority of posts are revolved around Stephen's part-time supermarket job, where he works as a cashier on a cigerette kiosk.

Be prepared for some ill punctuation and the occasional spelling error.

Enjoy

@Steph3n_H

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Sunday, 13 November 2011

It's GUESTLIST for a reason!

Went out on Thursday night for a friends birthday. She has placed our names on the GUESTLIST of a Northampton nightclub!

There we were, all 9 of us, walking past the massive queue like A-list celebs we then stood in the guest list queue with 2 others in front.

The 2 others are let in and then we are told 'Sorry people, we're guna have to queue in the other queue, guest list is closed now'

EXCUSE ME?!?! How can a guestlist close? To which he replied 'Sorry, but it does close at 12, it's now 10 past!'

Oh right but it was alright for the other two?!

Bunch of idiots, suddenly we found ourselves walking back past the queue, this time like D-list celebs, passing all the fake tan, low cut tops, tanned jeans, boots and stupid generic haircuts - the 'Essex' wannabes, it's not different when you all look the same...

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